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Two Muslims walk into a bar...
« on: February 04, 2005, 08:08:31 AM »

This is not one of those jokes, but it is a joke I found amusing and un-nerving at the same time:

Two Muslims are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of
fermented goat's milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they
start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"You must be so proud," says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim says wistfully,






"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2005, 08:12:44 AM »

bzzzt 10 point penalty for bad joke.

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Two Muslims walk into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2005, 08:20:11 AM »

:roll:
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2005, 08:26:52 AM »

that is funny but very very wrong
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Two Muslims walk into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 08:48:52 AM »

ha ha ha, i liked it


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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2005, 09:11:10 AM »

lol, blow up!
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Two Muslims walk into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2005, 10:49:48 AM »

My wifes been laughin for ten minutes!
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2005, 02:44:22 PM »

:twisted:
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