Topic: someone find me a woman (Read 742 times)

slowgli05 · « **on:** April 14, 2006, 11:26:39 AM »

some one find me a girlfriend, my name is chris im 23 6 ft 200 lbs not fat fit blk hair hazel/green eyes some tattoos, 05 jetta gli with a few mods nice guy loves to hang out and go crusing and go to the tracks so if you know anyone hit me up later yall im in the army at ft stewart now but moving to carson in sept looking to buy a house down there if intrested or know any one that is hit me up I'll send you a pic

Nickle · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:28:04 AM »

You serious bud? This is kind of a funky way of going about your search.

Lindsey · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:28:17 AM »

You are part of a rather large subclub of 719... those looking for women! LOL

slowgli05 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:29:09 AM »

lol im just joking around im bored as hell and my as well give it a shot

TheMessenger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:34:46 AM »

Here's a plethera of ex's who are not shy and very outgoing: http://www.my-exgirlfriends.com/

Warning * All you little " goodie two-shoes " might NOT want to click that.

OneShotOneKill · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:41:26 AM »

Yea ummm I think due to my avatar I was sent an a/s/l pm from him...haha...s ketch man

Jesus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:46:18 AM »

719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

Lindsey · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:46:46 AM »

Quote from: "OneShotOneKill"

Yea ummm I think due to my avatar I was sent an a/s/l pm from him...haha...s ketch man

LMMFAO!!

Nickle · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:48:14 AM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

That would be the biggest failure of the century. We'd have a 0% success rate.

Lindsey · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:50:59 AM »

Quote from: "Nickle"

Quote from: "Jesus"
719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

That would be the biggest failure of the century. We'd have a 0% success rate.

Unless you put me in charge...

OneShotOneKill · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:51:25 AM »

I mean i'm at work but if he wants nudes I can hit up the bathroom real quick with the camera phone, fuckin yes.

Lindsey · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:53:54 AM »

Quote from: "OneShotOneKill"

I mean i'm at work but if he wants nudes I can hit up the bathroom real quick with the camera phone, fuckin yes.

DO IT DO IT (but don't post them, email them, you're my brother I don't wanna see it).

"SEE IT SEE IT SEE IT AGAIN SEE IT" LOL

97jetta_VR6 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:54:07 AM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

Quote from: "Nickle"
Quote from: "Jesus"
719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

That would be the biggest failure of the century. We'd have a 0% success rate.
Unless you put me in charge...

Prove it :mrgreen:

Nickle · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:55:33 AM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

Quote from: "Nickle"
Quote from: "Jesus"
719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

That would be the biggest failure of the century. We'd have a 0% success rate.
Unless you put me in charge...

I've tried to put you in charge of this task before, and your reply was "I don't have any girl friends who aren't married." What good are you Lindsey? ;-)

Lindsey · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:56:48 AM »

Step 1: You find the girl
Step 2: A couple of dates to see if it's worth my time
Step 3: Introduce me and I'll let you know what I think of her
Step 4: You make the call

My success rate is pretty good as far as Step 3 goes... if you guys would EVER LISTEN!

Jesus · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:56:49 AM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

Quote from: "Nickle"
Quote from: "Jesus"
719 Dating service?
:mrgreen:

That would be the biggest failure of the century. We'd have a 0% success rate.
Unless you put me in charge...

Haha... RIGHT
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Nickle · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:01:35 PM »

I can't get past step 2. :oops:

Jesus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:03:19 PM »

I made it to Step 3 and Lindsey was wrong

OneShotOneKill · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:06:18 PM »

I am like 1 for 10 on this list of lindseys damn it....oh well what can ya do.

Oh I'll do it but i need to shower and stuff first, you cant be postin just ny nude pics you know, need the rose pedals on the bed around you and biting a rose or something romantic. I'm not just some whore ok.

97jetta_VR6 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:09:47 PM »

Quote from: "OneShotOneKill"

Oh I'll do it but i need to shower and stuff first, you cant be postin just ny nude pics you know, need the rose pedals on the bed around you and biting a rose or something romantic. I'm not just some whore ok.

Haha, thats awesome

Jesus · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:11:54 PM »

Brandon..
NO :nono:

Lindsey · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:14:26 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

I made it to Step 3 and Lindsey was wrong

WITH WHO?

?

Jesus · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:15:21 PM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

Quote from: "Jesus"
I made it to Step 3 and Lindsey was wrong
WITH WHO??

:mrgreen:

Lindsey · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:15:55 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

Quote from: "Lindsey"
Quote from: "Jesus"
I made it to Step 3 and Lindsey was wrong
WITH WHO??

:mrgreen:

omfg, if you are gonna call me out you better say who... drunk girl who got all emotional and was lying through her teeth...?

Jesus · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:17:42 PM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

drunk girl who got all emotional and was lying through her teeth...?

Her for one..
Then there's hmm, let's see
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba
etc..

Rukh · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:19:45 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

Quote from: "Lindsey"
drunk girl who got all emotional and was lying through her teeth...?

Her for one..
Then there's hmm, let's see
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba
etc..

You had a shot at Jessica Alba and you intorduced her to Lindsey?!?! :DOH!!:

London · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:21:30 PM »

whatever happens in your quest to find a female, remember, Pat is the anti-pimp and whatever he does and says with respect to women, do the opposite.

Lindsey · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:21:39 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

Quote from: "Lindsey"
drunk girl who got all emotional and was lying through her teeth...?

Her for one..

You made me be nice to her!!! GD, never again!

Jesus · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:23:40 PM »

Quote from: "London"

whatever happens in your quest to find a female, remember, Pat is the anti-pimp and whatever he does and says with respect to women, do the opposite.

I wouldn't be so sure of that just yet pookie

Jesus · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:25:07 PM »

Quote from: "Lindsey"

Quote from: "Jesus"
Quote from: "Lindsey"
drunk girl who got all emotional and was lying through her teeth...?

Her for one..

You made me be nice to her!!! GD, never again!

Yeah well that deal's done. Thank god :roll:

Lindsey · « **Reply #30 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:25:11 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

Quote from: "London"
whatever happens in your quest to find a female, remember, Pat is the anti-pimp and whatever he does and says with respect to women, do the opposite.

I wouldn't be so sure of that just yet pookie

Uhhhhh, how many "do-overs" do you get to prove you are the pimp? I think after like two tries you're just a dude trying over and over...

Jesus · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:26:27 PM »

:mrgreen:
As many as I need, I'm still window shopping and test driving

London · « **Reply #32 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:33:15 PM »

pimp = owning chicks

not - getting owned by chicks

Lindsey · « **Reply #33 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:39:10 PM »

Quote from: "London"

pimp = owning chicks

not - getting owned by chicks

Mmmmhmmm, sorry Pat, but he's right. IMO you wanna be somewhere in between pimp and not pimp... girls don't like being "owned"... :rolleyes:

Jesus · « **Reply #34 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:41:16 PM »

Yeah I think I've found a happy medium and I might finally have this monster under control.

Nickle · « **Reply #35 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:42:53 PM »

Quote from: "Jesus"

...monster...

huh? please tell me you aren't referring to what i'm afraid you are.

Jesus · « **Reply #36 on:** April 14, 2006, 12:44:42 PM »

I'm referring to my relationship with the opposite sex :mrgreen:

As much as Nappy tried to persuade me to cross over to the dark side with him I really wasn't feeling being gay.

M3 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2006, 12:16:34 AM »

I think what you're trying to say is:

Quote from: "Jesus"

I'm... really... feeling being gay.

Siiiiiick.

01NogaroS4 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2006, 05:04:14 AM »

Quote from: "M3"

I think what you're trying to say is:

Quote from: "Jesus"
I'm... really... feeling being gay.

Siiiiiick.

:jawdrop: :gay: :owned

JettaGLXdriver · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2006, 05:37:34 AM »

Ok here is a good place to start. www.myspace.co m

01NogaroS4 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 15, 2006, 05:52:09 AM »

:giggle: thats why i got rid of mine... too many wierdo's

JettaGLXdriver · « **Reply #41 on:** April 15, 2006, 06:31:06 AM »

Quote from: "01NogaroS4"

:giggle: thats why i got rid of mine... too many wierdo's

Who are you calling a weirdo? I'm an asshole get it right. LOL

01NogaroS4 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2006, 06:41:59 AM »

Quote from: "JettaGLXdriver"

Quote from: "01NogaroS4"
:giggle: thats why i got rid of mine... too many wierdo's

Who are you calling a weirdo? I'm an asshole get it right. LOL

Let me clarify... Too many guys that lived in my area hence wierdos ;-)

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Author Topic: someone find me a woman (Read 742 times)

slowgli05

Nickle

Lindsey

slowgli05

OneShotOneKill

Lindsey

Nickle

Lindsey

OneShotOneKill

Lindsey

97jetta_VR6

Nickle

Lindsey

Nickle

OneShotOneKill

97jetta_VR6

Lindsey

Lindsey

London

Lindsey

Lindsey

London

Lindsey

Nickle

M3

01NogaroS4

JettaGLXdriver

01NogaroS4

JettaGLXdriver

01NogaroS4