So... what's this Lance guy do to get under everyone's skin?
1. he thinks his shit smells sweeter than the rest of us;
2. he takes everything, even compliments, suggestions, and constructive critisism to/for/about his work, as a personal attack;
3. he has his mom, who "has a Pdh,"(not a Phd) attempt to legally attack people by contacting the police and the persons boss at work and saying that they are stalking him, destroying his business, deforamtion of character, slander, "haxoring" his webpage and any other thing he can think of;
4. he has personally acted as a internet/telephone tough guy who has threatened to kick everyones ass even mine (but in person he's not so tough and keeps his mouth shut, even when you bring to his attention that he threatened to kick your ass, and you'd like to see him try it.)
5. he has the communication skills of a 5th grade kid in the 'special program' (slight exageration, but not by much)
6. he put a 3.1L, bigvalve head, VR6 W/ no expense spared on the swap into a VW beetle, then he painted the tornado red car with a pearl clearcoat to give it that "barbie-car" look, added a roll cage and a bunch of other stuff and the Pink-Beetle w/ an acclaimed 260-280whp only does 16's in the 1/4.
6. he thinks he is a VW god, but his business is 95% hondas and acuras
7. he lives in boulder, so he has the boulderite attitude.
8. he is a dick
9. he has chihuahua syndrome (even though he not exactly a small guy, but he's not huge either)
10. he goes out of his way to talk shit about everyone in every VW club in the state, saying that BEST VW is the best etc, but has destroyed his own personal club which used to have a decent membership but is now down to less than 5-10.
11.....
well you get the point
