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The ROAR filter... funny stuff right here!!!!
« on: March 07, 2005, 07:24:46 PM »

Wow, this is one of the funniest pieces of BULLSHIT I have read in a LONG time! It was all I could do to read all the way to the end, I was laughing so hard I went into a coughing fit!  :shock:


ROAR FILTER power cold air INTAKE

    This is an Exclusive RoarFilter.com Carbon Fiber cold air intake system featuring the latest technology for the ultimate horsepower gain. It has been engineered to replace your OEM factory by direct bolt-in. The Roar Filter has been tested and made it's mark over the last 8 years. It has been proven on the track, proven on the street, and proven on the dyno to deliver a new level of performance well beyond ordinary conical piped systems. The RoarFilter will deliver more Horsepower & torque throughout the Rpm's while improving gas mileage. There is nothing better...

   MODELS:

    AUDI A4/A6 2005 3.0
    AUDI A4/A6 2004 3.0
    AUDI A4/A6 2003 3.0
    AUDI A4/A6 2002 3.0
    AUDI A4/A6 2001 2.8
    AUDI A4/A6 2000 2.8
    AUDI A4/A6 1999 2.8
    AUDI A4/A6 1998 2.8
    AUDI A4/A6 1997 2.8
    AUDI A4/A6 1996 2.8

    We are an opportunity Seller for New & complete RoarFilter, other top rated intake systems & intake parts. If you have a desire, Let us know!


    FEATURING :

    - ORIGINAL DESIGN
    - VELOCITY PORT TUNED
    - CARBON FIBER
    - EASY CLEANING
    - HEAT RESISTANT PIPING
    - BOLT ON
    - NO CHECK ENGINE LIGHT
    - LIFETIME WARRANTY

    The Roarfilter has a velocity highflow design to enhance airflow unlike anything else. It delivers more horspower and more torque because it can create pulsewaves that correctly coincide with the opening of the valves into the engine. The RoarFilter is heat resistant, because it's made of real 100% carbonfiber. Carbonfiber is an insulator and doesn't allow heat to radiate into the airflow stream. Thus the RoarFIlter can be mounted where the stock airbox was. Since it is located in place of the factory filter box, It is not affected by foul weather, like the problems associated with mounting a filter down low in the fender well. The RoarFilter is the easiest to clean and reuse. This unit uses a dual stage Reticulated poly, which flows better while trapping more dirt. All the big Euro tuners use this for filtration. A part of the filter removes easily and washes easily with simple biodegradable cleaners. No K&N cleaningkit is required.

ACCOLADES :
    Discover for yourself the RoarFilter, and you too will rejoice in praise. Here is what some of the people who decided to give the RoarFilter a drive had to say...
    "Nice product. Felt the power gain."-B Allen
    "Very nice item-reccomend to anyone-Thank you AAAA++++ & Im satisifed with it, love the sound of the intake now and feeling more torque. "-Yang
    "Awesome ebayer great product A+++++++ Thank you!!! A++++++++" -Ben
    "Good product, service oriented company A++"-IR
    "Great looking product will buy again a++++++"-Tms
    Great Seller, excellent communication, would recommend. A+ -S Shelby
    "Very cool product a pleasure to do business with, fast and smooth transaction"-JP
    HHOLLLYYY Mooolly! My range up to redline is very strong and then some. Oh what a feeling! -Gary S.


    I'm sure you are aware that round cone filters are made of metal screen and absorb a tremendous amount of heat especially if near the engine. Cone filters take away bottom end to give more topend? Why, because they suck from the side of the cone and airflow loses it's speed. No one will tell you that you will lose power! That is why some moved their inferior cones down into the fender.
    Did you know that long pipe systems cause more rpm lag and do not give topend you'd expect! Why? The engine has to work harder to suck the air through the longer length.
    But if short piping gives more power, do you move the filter further away or use a superior RoarFilter design? So don't delay, these under priced great deals won't last forever...

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2005, 10:27:42 PM »

Reads like a infomercial... .... order within the next 5 minutes you get 2 for only 3 payments of $19.95
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005, 05:54:18 AM »

Yeah, I found it quite amusing...
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005, 06:23:11 AM »

I tried finding pics of these on cars already and the only one I found was on a BMW Z3
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005, 07:30:12 AM »

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