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Rukh

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« on: February 16, 2005, 10:37:21 PM »

http://jason.gaudet.com/vwism/

Volkswagenism Ten Commandments

Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

   1. Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
   2. Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
   3. Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
   4. Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
   5. Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
   6. Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
   7. Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
   8. Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
   9. Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation .
  10. Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

    It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2005, 07:46:46 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2005, 07:53:53 AM »

I have number 10 down for sure.  haha.
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2005, 08:05:26 AM »

This is awesome.
I wonder if we showed this to Lance, if he would stop being such a Nazi.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2005, 09:24:02 AM »

Seen it lol
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2005, 10:07:09 AM »

forgive me father, for I have sinned. I did not speak of volkswagen yesterday.
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2005, 10:16:03 AM »

Say 15 Hail Herbies, and you shall be forgiven.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2005, 10:39:39 AM »

ha ha this is a great thread.
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2005, 12:47:44 PM »

"Happy shall he be that raceth then dasheth thy Jap cars against the stones" - Psalm 137:9

Yep - I really am an ordained minister. No kidding. Really. No - Really - yes I am.

http://www.ulc.net/

I am the Pope of The Church of Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion.

I currently am suing a strip club by the same name - their idea of "on their knees" was stolen from the flourescent-lit sign in front of my trailer / church.

I'll probably collect my million dollars in ones... then I'll use them against them I will - I'll give 'em all back one at a time while I keep track of what those blasphemers are up to in that den of inequity of theirs.

My tagline to get the sheep flocking in - "Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes"...
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2005, 02:05:56 PM »

Amen, Brother Josh.  Preach it!  

I must confess that I need training in keeping mine cleaner and raise my child to obey that commandment also...
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