...yes vagcom IS a mod...
I'd say something along the lines of "Your generation, and your chain of thought...."
But I can't lump you in with the rest of the kids your age...
I know plenty of kids that don't think putting simple and common bolt on parts are worth mentioning, much less mentioning the fact that you hooked a laptop up to your car and clicked a few buttons... but then again, most of those "kids" don't own newer VW's... They own older VW's, that require more attention and know how to keep them maintained and on the road... which also adds to the satisfaction of actually working on your car.
I guess we can lump you in with the "emkay 5" crowd and the likes of those.... Where it's cool to talk about your sweet vagcom modifications and your madd tyte Discount Tire rims....

We used to think it was a sign of bad times with the kids putting shocker stickers and painters tape all over thier 1.8t mkIV golfs running around with the same cold air intakes, and revo flashes.... guess we were right.
Seeing you post on here kind of tears me in two....
On one hand, I am happy that I don't live in CO anymore, and chances are, will never meet you, or have to listen to your bullshit at a gtg....
On the other hand, I am sad, because I would have had a pretty fun fuckin time making fun of you until you left, and never came back