So after buying a new coil pack, plugs, and wires, and a used tail light from a buddy, the piece of shit is back on the road one more time....
Alittle help was required getting the new tail light in, so I used this:

Notice the old tail light, which amazingly, still had functioning lights.... Yeah.... it fell off the car when I opened the trunk....

Yeah... its not straight, or even close to clean looking anymore, but this car will soon be a VR swap donor.... And yeah.... I guess the old timer did use alittle more bondo then I thought he did... LOL