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« on: November 14, 2008, 10:30:43 AM »

I was just on their site looking around and read a post by a new member. Man, what a bunch of assholes. I wouldn't slam a shit house door as hard as they were fucking with him. Like I said, what a bunch of ASSHOLES!
For fucks sake, EVERONE was a noob at one time or another.

Just my 2 cents
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 10:44:31 AM »

the Vortex is a black hole that sucks in every dubber douche bag on the internet.....

I personally try to help the n00bs, but sometimes, they are so beyond help you can't help but  :banghead:
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 10:56:20 AM »

The Vortex is good for some things, but not a constructive conversation. If I need a drama fix it's better than any soap opera, otherwise the search button does everything I could ever need.
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 11:26:08 AM »

I agree... they have some good information and "new" ideas on "old" problems... but sometimes its easier to sexually gratify yourself with a pinecone than get help there
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 11:35:12 AM »

sometimes its easier to sexually gratify yourself with a pinecone than get help there

OUCH!!!!!


... but so true
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 12:13:18 PM »

sometimes its easier to sexually gratify yourself with a pinecone than get help there

OUCH!!!!!


... but so true

I love pine cones.  :t-up:
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 12:26:04 PM »

i agree every asswipe on the net whos into dubs is on that site , even when u try to buy something from someone on there they seem to back out or change the price

 althou i did find this group thru there the only good thing so far
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 01:26:11 PM »

althou i did find this group thru there the only good thing so far

So, we can agree that VWVortex is at a minimum a door to better things...
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 02:02:14 PM »

sounds fun.... post a link before it gets b'holed
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 02:33:10 PM »

I've found the 'tex to be good for three things, pics, inspiration, and DIYs/sometimes advice. Other than that, most of the people are idiots.

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 02:43:29 PM »

althou i did find this group thru there the only good thing so far


Big Props there. Although you guys sometimes hurt my feelings and call me bad names......... . Wait that was votex. My bad. Guess I'll go fuck a pine cone  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 02:48:42 PM »

ya... but someone how I keep being the "your shit blew up on the dyno" whipping boy here :dry:
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 03:42:29 PM »

ya... but someone how I keep being the "your shit blew up on the dyno" whipping boy here :dry:

Only until someone else does something memorable...
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »

Rand always does something memorable, but he's never around anymore.
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 08:19:01 PM »

don't worry i'm sure rand will do something stupid ,u all saw  what he did in the rain and it's about to start snowing , i feel rear ending a cop or something along thous lines ;D
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2008, 08:36:50 PM »

don't worry i'm sure rand will do something stupid ,u all saw  what he did in the rain and it's about to start snowing , i feel rear ending a cop or something along thous lines ;D

He's gotta get a car first.
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2008, 11:41:57 PM »

I use it for masterbation material.
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2008, 02:11:48 AM »

don't worry i'm sure rand will do something stupid ,u all saw  what he did in the rain and it's about to start snowing , i feel rear ending a cop or something along thous lines ;D

He's gotta get a car first.

and we gotta start a Honda section as well.

On a similar note, I saw Chad the other day in his TT.  He was pulling into the Western station on Beacon and Fillmore.  Too bad we don't have him around to start up drama.  We've been drama-free for too long now  :P
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2008, 02:30:50 AM »

ya... but someone how I keep being the "your shit blew up on the dyno" whipping boy here :dry:


thats cause you never came around on the forums, and then suddenly came back after you needed a tow back because your shit blew up...


And I watched it go up in smoke BTW... Wish it didnt happen to you, but wish I had it on video at the same time ;)
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2008, 05:36:12 AM »

Speaking of the blown up Dasher, what is it's present status?

Oh, and whoever it was that mentioned Chad up above... go cockpunch yourself.
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2008, 08:35:33 AM »

There's plenty of good stuff going on with VW Vortex.  You just have to know how to use it and find what you need.
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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2008, 08:53:54 AM »


Oh, and whoever it was that mentioned Chad up above... go cockpunch yourself.


No kidding... I think Chad needs to be cock punched everyday.... just because he is that big of a douchebag



and we gotta start a Honda section as well.




yeah.... we'll get right on that.... right after we all buy Hondas...

yet another reason to cockpunch yourself
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2008, 09:39:46 AM »

honda thread??!!! wtf.
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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2008, 10:34:23 AM »

maybe a honda kill thread? hell my rabbit can smoke damn near an civic i come across
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Re: VW Vortex
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2008, 10:47:10 AM »

There's plenty of good stuff going on with VW Vortex.  You just have to know how to use it and find what you need.

Exactly. The vortex is an endless source of information. "Noobs" get thrashed because they don't know what search is, if they read the stickies at the top of each category/forum, then they wouldn't have to clutter up vortex with threads that end up getting locked/black holed anyways.
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