Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner... who lives with a female roommate Maria...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl
from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response
email from his Momma which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma
