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Audi Took a shit on me
« on: December 31, 2007, 09:18:08 AM »

I was on the tollway saturday night going towards the SW freeway and the a4 decided to take a shit on me..i was in 5th gear at 3k rpms going 70 and the power just started dying out ,it was like it was going into safe mode almost...I pulled off to the shoulder tried to start it up ,started for 2 sec then died...I got it towed 2 hours later but am still scratching my head to what exactly the problem is...the starter seems fine it just seems to be no fuel is getting to it almost,any ideas?    ??? :banghead:
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 09:19:29 AM »

scan the codes?

sorry to hear about that :(



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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 09:24:59 AM »

im back home in houston..every shop is closed today ,after it gets vag'd the problem should show its face
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 10:18:33 AM »

im back home in houston..every shop is closed today ,after it gets vag'd the problem should show its face

Not neccesarily ... if it's a hard mechanical failure it won't as a rule show up as a code
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 11:57:00 AM »

alternator? how many miles are on that again?
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 12:16:23 PM »

fuel pump
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 12:49:53 PM »

fuel pump

I'm seconding that.  If its not that, check injectors, though thats VERY doubtful because basically all of them would have to fail for the engine not to start.
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 01:06:31 PM »

fuel pump

I'm seconding that.  If its not that, check injectors, though thats VERY doubtful because basically all of them would have to fail for the engine not to start.


fuel pump would make too much sense
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 01:53:30 PM »

Look on the bright side

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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 02:33:06 PM »

Pat you're on a friggin role today.
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 02:36:20 PM »

how do you know its not getting fuel?
It could be your timing belt too or plenty of other things
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2007, 03:06:44 PM »

muffler bearings


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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2007, 03:44:29 PM »

wop-dobble shaft, thats it for sure.

I say fuel pump or timing belt
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2007, 03:46:03 PM »

Are you running stock or aftermarket wheels.

As most regulars on 719 know .. the slightest amount of excess wheel weight could upset the balance and extensive engineering that's gone into making your Audi perform in the same manner as an F1 race car.

If you do in fact have aftermarket wheels I suggest you run the numbers through the 719 Wheel-Shizolator before you waste any money troubleshootin g engine problems  :t-up:
The 719 Wheel-Shizolator uses the finest top secret algorithims to ensure you are not utilizing wheels that could be detrimental to the performance of your car.


Here's a picture of Nappy on the beach..just because

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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2007, 03:47:39 PM »

somethin tells me the focus of that picture was the boobies in the pink ;)
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2007, 03:50:02 PM »

Carlos..stop posting off topic.

We need to help this guy fix his car and the wheels are a prime suspect  ::)
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2007, 04:35:25 PM »

I agree, the rotating mass is obviously the issue here.  Why would the car bother to start if it knew it was going to have to turn some heavy ass wheels?  Exactly, it wouldn't.
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2007, 04:47:03 PM »

hey bro just turn ur ignition key and see if ur fuel pump kicks on. have u had a fuel filter change in awhile? it usually won't completely clog but it will wear out that fuel pump if it having to work harder.
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2007, 04:49:19 PM »

hey bro just turn ur ignition key and see if ur fuel pump kicks on. have u had a fuel filter change in awhile? it usually won't completely clog but it will wear out that fuel pump if it having to work harder.

That's 1980 dood..
Check the wheels
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 04:49:50 PM »

how do you know its not getting fuel?
It could be your timing belt too or plenty of other things

it actually started a couple times for 2 seconds then died, ive only had the car since august and have yet to check the fuel filter so the fuel filter may be clogged
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 04:52:53 PM »

I agree, the rotating mass is obviously the issue here.  Why would the car bother to start if it knew it was going to have to turn some heavy ass wheels?  Exactly, it wouldn't.


yeah true,micheal knight had the same ordeal when he upgraded the wheels on kit...that chick did have nice tatas
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2007, 04:53:55 PM »

have yet to check the fuel filter so the fuel filter may be clogged

Do you have Paypal?
If so what's your email?

If it's the fuel filter I'll send you the money to buy a new one.

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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2007, 05:02:26 PM »

okayyyyyyyyy it is the wheels I was just trying to stall him alittle!
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2007, 05:07:33 PM »

I can't confirm this so it should only be taken as a rumor...but rumor has it that the Wheel-shizolator algorithim was completely re-written during our annual "719 forum software change to fix it when it wasn't broke" event.

Just a rumor though..if your car doesn't perform like an F1 car after using the shizolator please don't blame me.
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Re: Audi Took a shit on me
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2007, 05:40:38 PM »

this event sounds fun I'll be sure to take my g-ride with europlate


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